Oh my goodness!!!! The New Year!!!!

Hello to everyone!!!

I have not posted in 3 days it's so crazy and right now I'm posting at 11:45 P.M.!!!!!!!!!

So yeah I might not be able to post anything tomorrow night ( I know you are all so disappointed!!!!!!).

But I will post on New Years Day!!!!!!!

Well I hope everyone has a very good new year!!!!!!

Thanks,

Shelby Lynn Rogers!!!

God Bless you and your Family's!!!!!!!

SNOW!!!!!

Happy SNOW day!!!!!!!

I can't believe that it is snowing!!!

Going sliding!!!

Thanks,

shelby

Hey I forgot

Happy Birthday to My dearest Mother!!!!

Happy Birthday Momma!!!!

Love,

Shelby Lynn Rogers

Merry CHristmas!!!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!

Well as you all know today was Christmas I got a lot of stuff talked to a lot of people!!!!

Now I don't know if y'all know but I live to blog!!!!

But here's what I got for Christmas( It is all Pictures)!!!!

So comment PLEASE!!!!

Thanks,

Shelby Lynn Rogers

Happy Christmas Eve!!!!

Hello all!!!!

Tonight I went to a Church Christmas Eve service and it was very fun!!!!

So theres a tradtion in my Family that every Christmas Eve we get to open a gift

and so tonight I got a pare of really nice PJ's and slippers!!!!!

It is very soft and cozy!!!!!

My sisters also got PJ's!!!

I can't wait until tomorrow because I picked some of my stuff out myself!!!!

I y'all have a very Merry Christmas!!!!

I will post tomorrow!!!!

Thanks and Merry Christmas,

Shelby Lynn Rogers

Christmas Eve!!!

Hello readers!!!

If you do not know what tomorrow is something is wrong with you!!!

So no jokes this time because I have no time.

But 1 day until Christmas!!!!!!!!

So on Tuesday I went to my friends house and I'm still here!!!

I think you all know them...... it's Katerina and Mylena Lillich!!!

I'm sure you all know that Katerina loves horses and all that but we went to the Gillis Hill Farm yesterday and today!!!!

Today one of the horses were CRAZY!!!!!!

Last night we made a hole bunch of cookies( it's a secret recipe)!!!!

So I made a really cool Santa cookie and I think one of the dogs ate it!!!!!

Oh my goodness it's is going to snow tomorrow night so we are most likely going to have a white Christmas( like the ones I never knew)!!!!!!

So I hope everyone has a great Christmas and New Year I will hopefully post on Christmas day!!!!

Thanks for reading,

Shelby Lynn Rogers

Hey!!!!!

Hello all I just finished my last play today!!!!!

We had a cast party and I had so much fun!!!!!!!

7 more days until Christmas!!!!!!!

I'm really happy because my sister Chelsey got home today!!!!!!!

Joke time!!!

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.

What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

Okay that's a lot of jokes!!!

So I hope all of y'all have a merry little Christmas!!!!

Thanks for reading,

Shelby Lynn Rogers

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Were has December Gone????

I have been so busy lately I forgot I had a blog!!!!!

So with 9 days left until Christmas we still don't have a Tree(I hope we get it tonight!!).

Joke Time!!!!!!

Why did Santa name his new, rude reindeer Olive?

Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

( That is so funny because my sisters name is Olivia but we call her Olive!!!)

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

Santa Paws

( This is for Mylena and Kitty!!!!!)

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with this!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“Its Christmas, Eve!"

To what did Santa change his name after he slid down a chimney where the fire was still burning?

Crisp Kringle.

What do you call Santa when he has no money?

Saint Nickel-less.

Thats all for now!!!

Thanks,

Shelby Lynn Rogers

Oh Christmas tree!!!

So today we are finally getting our Christmas tree and it

will be a real one!!!!!!!

We are going to B&D Christmas tree farm to get it!!!

You get to cut it down your self to!!!!!

14 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait, but now that I'm getting older I'm really starting to know the real meaning of Christmas and that it's not all about the gifts caroling it's truly about God!!!!

So now time for 4 jokes!!!!

That is so funny!!!!

I love the end!!!

Love ya,

Shelby Lynn

Party!!!!

Today I'm going to a party with my Lit and Civics class!!!!

It's our Christmas party and we are going to play white elephant!!!!

So instead of getting something normal I got a Fish!!!!!!!!

I want her!!!!!!

Christmas??? 15 days???? Where has December gone???

Today the Narnia movie comes out!!!!

I would go and see it today but I have the party!!!!!

There was 7 "jokes" in the pome!!!!!

I think y'all already knew that!!!!!!!

Now for the jokes!!!!!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!!!!!

ONE more maybe TWO!!!!

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

One more like I said!!!!!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

MERRY CHRISTMAS,

SHELBY LYNN

18 more days until CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Hey!!!!!!

Can't wait until CHRISTmas!!!!

This year will hopefully be the best CHRISTmas EVER!!!!!!

I'm DREAMING of a white CHRISTmas just like the ones I used to

know( in my life I have had 4 white CHRISTMASES!!!!)!!!!!

So joke jokes I will do the jokes you all love!!!!

The jokes are your favorite, the jokes are the best jokes of them all!!!!

CHRISTmas jokes are so funny!!!!!!

Ok here is a little quiz for y'all.

How many jokes are in this little poem????

I will put the answer in the next post!!!!!!!!!

Your Friend,

Shelby Lynn

Great NEWS!!!!

Hey everyone!!!!!

I was just told about three hours ago that it might be a WHITE CHRISTMAS in FAYETTEVILLE!!!

Also today has ben a day of news!!!!

There is a great resturant and our favorite watress is having a baby

and she is three months!!!!!!

The bookstore had our first Christmas open house it went great!!!!!

So Christmas and all that fun stuff!!!!

21 more days until Christmas!!!!

Now for the jokes!!!!!

1) Santa's Outfit
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

OKAY!!! I'll do one more just for you!!!

) Christmas Joke Pizza
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'

Thanks,

Shelby Lynn

Tomorrow!!!!

Hello everyone!!!!!!

Tomorrow The Pilgrims Journey Homeschool Bookstore is having it's first open house!!!

There will be Make-&-Take crafts for the little ones and apple cider, cookies, CANDY CANES and you all should COME!!!!!!

So I guess I should tell you all about Christmas that I know!!!!

Well 22 more days until Christmas ( now I'm all jumpy!!!)!!!!

Here are the jokes!!!

Q: What's red and white and black all over?
A: Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.

Okay I'll do one more!!!!!

Q. How do Snowman travel around?
A. By riding an icicle.

Okay from the same website I found this story about Christmas!!!!!

This is the real story of Christmas in a nutshell!!!!

The Christmas Story in a Nutshell

It all started with the Angel Gabriel just over 2000 years ago. The Angel Gabriel proclaimed that Mary would have a very special baby and that the newborn would called Jesus.

If we move forward to Bethlehem, Mary and her husband Joseph, went to town to pay their taxes. Unfortunately, there was nowhere for them to stay, so they took shelter in a stable. There in Bethlehem, in a manger, the baby Jesus was born.

A bright star in the East guided wise men to the stable. They brought with them gifts Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh. This informal ceremony has extended to the celebration of Christmas as we know it today.

God bless you all,

Shelby Lynn

Bells will be ringing!!!

I'm so excited about this New Year on it's way!!!!

All new things will pop up and I will dance all about!!!!!

Now for the jokes you all love!!!

Q. Why did Santa have three gardens?
A. So he could hoe, hoe, hoe!

Here's one more!!!!

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.

I wish you all a great CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR( 2011 here I come),

Shelby Lynn